"I Don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!

With the 9/11 anniversary coming up, here is something a little more light hearted.

• Denver man burns down house after putting cigarette out in paint thinner. He said," I thought it was water." -maxim
  
• The average Miami resident makes 9-10 cell phone calls a day, tops in the nation. - reuters
• Swiss man caught speeding in Canada. His reasoning behind it, he went faster because he had no worry about hitting any goats. He was still issued a $330 (US) ticket -- reuters
• Dozens of american flags were stolen from a Wisconsin cemetery. At least thats what they belived, but low and behold a local squirrel was using in its nest. -reuters
  
• More squirrel related news. A Finnish squirrel tripped up an opera singer Essa Ruuttunen. The squirrel was unfortunately a martyr-- reuters
  
• Abraham Lincoln never said "It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Thought to be from the Lincoln-Douglas debates it actually wasn't reported until 1904-- msnbc
  
• El Slavadorian maximum security prisoners have been hiding phones..... in their well..hmm how to put this nicely....ass. Along with extra sim cards and phone chargers, ouch. -- msnbc
• Greenpeace reports that a number of sex toys in the European Union contain dangerous chemicals. -- reuters
• Man burns down house after attempting to fry a bear in a turkey friar -- msnbc

Thats good for now. Something will be up Sunday or Monday for the 9/11 anniversary . Also thats a Hank Hill quote at the top.